SANTA’S BIG WEEKEND AT TOUCHE’ IS HERE

The countdown to Christmas culminates this weekend when the “Big Guy” stops by Touché while making his rounds on Christmas Eve.  We know many of you may be heading “home” or elsewhere for the holiday, but many others are “coming back” to the Windy City.  We’ve got lots planned this weekend to make things “festive” and then on into the New Year.  Lots to cover, so let’s hit it.

12-20-17wLet’s get all Nice & Naughty this weekend.  Since Santa will be here on Sunday, you can plead your case with him.  Taking another Club Night break, we’ll host another of our popular PORN POKER PARTY’s on Friday.  Who doesn’t want some fresh porn?  Not like your Aunt is going to gift you some.

We’ll hand out playing cards all night and give you multiple chances to play and win some hot XXX DVD’s from our friends at Grab Magazine.  I’ve got a huge box with about 80-100 titles to choose from.  You could win a last minute stocking stuffer for your horny buddies or a gem for you to keep for yourself.

This Saturday night come on back for our “12 LAYS OF CHRISTMAS”.  I’ll be hosting a contest at midnight where 12 guys will get a chance to win prizes, including tickets to our big Black & Blue New Year’s Eve Bash.  Just what does this contest entail?  Well, I’m not spilling the beans, you’ll just have to be here to see what they have to do win.  It will be fun and crazy, what else would you expect at Touché.

It’s time to give up, all the shopping and running around, Sunday is Christmas Eve and if you haven’t got it wrapped, baked or sent by now, just let go and relax at our SUNDAY BEER BUST.  We’ll be here all day long serving those cold Bud & Bud Light drafts for a buck all day and all night.

Thanks to Steven F for keeping an eye on me last week when I mentioned the Chicago Bears’ game last Sunday when they actually played on Saturday.  I doubled checked the schedule and the Bears are playing this Sunday so come join us for the game.

If you’re dashing like crazy this day, better plan to pull up for our SUNDAY MOVIE NIGHT at 7pm in the Club Room.  We have fun holiday feature you may not have seen before, and of course those $1 beers all night.

What’s that noise on the rooftop?  As promised Santa will be stopping by Touché for our CHRISTMAS EVE PARTY on Sunday night. Lots of treats and presents from Santa for all the boys good or naughty (He usually keeps a paddle handy for these visits, just a warning)  Pull out your cell phone and I’ll snap a picture of you on his lap or across his knee.  We’ll be here all night.

Then on Monday Christmas Day, Touché will open at 8pm with the Club Room opening at 10pm just in case you’ve been real good this season.  Time to get back to your naughty side.

All next week should be wild as many guys take the week between the two holidays off to enjoy the season.  Remember Touché opens at 5pm during the week with our COCK&TAIL HOUR specials from 6-9pm weeknights.  The Club Room is open every night, so take advantage of the free time and indulge in some midweek fun.

Before you know it, we’re up to our big BLACK & BLUE NEW YEAR’S WEEKEND.  Our great DJ Harry T will be playing the tunes all weekend with 4 big nights right on to New Year’s Day.

12-27a-17w What better way to wrap up 2017 than to have an ONYX CLUB NIGHT on next Friday.Somehow they figured out that cold snap would hit next week, so they will host a UNION SUIT night, let’s see if you can find a black or blue one to wear.  Whatever color your suit is, you know ONYX will pack the house and do all they can to show everyone a god time.  Jello-shots and raffles are just part of the fun.  It will be hot night at Touché.

grab12-27-17wWe’ll keep things steamy on Saturday with our monthly RIPE PARTY.  The lights will be down low, the music will be deep and at midnight our hot go-go dudes hit the stages to entertain.  You know these parties are always  hot, lots of guys, lots of fun.  Maybe that’s because we offer free clothing check.  You may want to save yourself for NYE but maybe you can handle a good time this night as well.

Which brings us to the big event, our 41st Annual BLACK & BLUE NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY on Sunday.  The party starts at 9pm and will feature a huge buffet to get you ready for the big night.  I’ll host a fun contest or two in anticipation of the midnight hour.  And of course lots of party favors and a champagne toast as we countdown to midnight.  Then the party makes a sharp turn to crazy as the lights go out. (Not to worry, I’ve stocked up on glow sticks)  Things will got bump in the dark, just like you like it.

Tickets for this big bash are on sale at the bar right now.  A ticket gets you entry, a complimentary drink to start your night and puts you into a special drawing for Mr Chicago Leather 2018 weekend package. (no ticket, you are not in the running)  So it makes sense to get a ticket, pick up yours this weekend.  If you’re going away for Christmas but coming back for New Year’s Eve, get your tickets now.  A limited number of presale tickets are available and you shouldn’t trust they won’t sell out before next weekend.

Not ones to say “uncle” we’ll be back here and ready for you on Monday New Year’s Day for our “HUNG OVER & HORNY BEER BUST”   We’ll tune in all the college bowl games to see what teams make it to the championship contest next week.  Yes, we’ll be serving up $1 drafts, sodas & Pucker shots all day to help you recover.  Maybe a Bloody to get you restarted?

The Club Room will open at 6pm for a special holiday MOVIE NIGHT at 7pm. And if that is not enough, our first FULL MOON  PARTY of 2018 will commence at 10pm with raffles and more, topped off with a “Shoot the Moon” contest at midnight with a $100 cash prize to the winner.

Whew! That’s a lot coming up these next couple of weeks.  And that’s just a start for 2018.  Of course the Mr Chicago Leather 2018 Contest weekend will be the event of January, but there’s plenty more planned to keep you from getting cabin fever.  (Weekend packages are on sale now at Brown Paper Tickets)  Have you heard about the Tom of Finland movie?  It opens in Chicago January 5th and Touché will be hosting a post screening party after the opening show.  Just one of the  great events coming up after the holidays.  I’ll keep you posted.

The old grocery cart is still parked by the front door till  New Year’s Eve.  I wanted to pass along news that the $600 plus that was raised at the Deck the Balls 4 event was matched by a meat supplier and the Pantry has loads of hams and meat for all their clients holiday dinners.  I loaded out 4 cart loads of donations last week with tons of peanut butter and oatmeal, just in time to restock the shelves.  For this last big push, Lori is asking for canned fruit, mandarin oranges, peaches, fruit cocktail to round out their supplies. I know we can count on your help.

Let me get this posted and out, I’ve still got a few presents to pick up before the weekend gets here.  If we won’t be seeing you this weekend, Merry Christmas from all of the staff here at Touché.  The rest of you, we’re looking to wish holiday greetings when we see you (soon we hope)

David

ToucheChicago@gmail.com

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