The saying maybe “in like a lion, out like a lamb” or was it the other way around?  Doesn’t matter, we started March off with a huge Bear Night weekend and we’re going to end it with another big weekend.  Let the lions roar.

Things get going big with ONYX CLUB NIGHT on Friday.  These guys take partying seriously.  They turn out in droves, get quite frisky and don’t let up all night.  And they bring a lot of friends as well.  So join them for a night dedicated to boots and keep an eye out for any worshippers on the floor, we don’t want you tripping over them. You can expect some raffles and jello shots ONYX style as well.  Get your boots on and join them.

Our hit RIPE PARTY is on Saturday.  Each month we turn the lights down low (okay, I just turn most of them off) DJ Harry T takes on a great musical journey with some deep beats and our hot go-go dudes come out to entertain.  We even offer free clothing check so you can shed your inhibitions and show it off in the jock or jockeys. No wonder this monthly party is such a hit and packs them in till the wee hours.  Come get RIPE at Touché.

It’s still up and down with the weather but at least you can count on a sure thing, our SUNDAY BEER BUST.  Chicago’s best deal can be found right here with $1 drafts of Bud & Bud Light, soft drinks and shots of Cactus Juice.  Catch the sports action on our screens or play some pool & darts with your friends.  The Club Room opens at 6pm with our MOVIE NIGHT at 7pm which draws a great crowd each week.

With April next week, baseball season is set to open soon.  Next Thursday, April 2nd is our annual CUBS/SOX FANS FACEOFF.  North side – South side, come show off your team pride for a chance to win tickets when the Cubs host the Sox or when the Sox host the Cubs.  Let’s Play Ball!

Knowing you can’t enjoy a ballgame without a beer, we have added a new brew at Touché just for those avoiding gluten called Omission.  While many gluten-free beers are crafted without some grains (and flavor) we found a great tasting beer that is brewed with all the hops and barley for a true beer flavor.  They removed  the gluten after making the beer leaving a great tasting beer.  so if you’ve been denying yourself a beer to avoid the gluten, give Omission a try.

April showers bring…….

Fuck the flowers, it brings us to a very busy month at Touché.  April’s Full Moon falls on our Bear Night, so that will be an extra crazy night.  Trident Windy City will host their Cupcake Wars here on Sunday, April 12th to benefit the Broadway Youth Center.  Bring your sweet tooth and be ready for the battle.

Another big benefit in April is our annual LEATHER EYE FOR THE PREPPY GUY makeover contest on Friday, April 17th.  Leather 64TEN will help us give someone a leather makeover while we raise funds for the Groceryland Pantry.

That’s all on top of our usual Dungeon Master & Gear Night, Ripe Party and Friday club Nights.  Rain or shine the party will go on all month, bring your rubbers and you can weather whatever happens at Touché as we wrap up March and launch a festive April.


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Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

While many of you celebrated over the weekend, we are preparing to party this day up right here at Touché. Once you get done at work head right over, don’t stop at home to change or eat.

We don’t care what you’re wearing today, we’ll be raffling off our 2015 Touché St Patrick’s Day t-shirts. And we’ll be serving up a complimentary corned beef buffet for dinner, yum.

The green beer is tapped and we’re serving up $2 pints till the keg runs dry. You can toast ol’ St Patrick with $4 shots of Tullamore Dew Irish Whiskey as well.

Now if you want more late night action, the party runs all night. We’ve got lots of t-shirts to give away today and the raffles won’t stop till their all gone.

It won’t be a Touché St Patrick’s Day celebration without our annual BEST KILT LEGS CONTEST with $100 cash prize to the winner. Get your kilt on and get in here. Don’t have a kilt? You can count on me to help you out. I have lots of green/plaid fabric and a few safety pins for you to create your own kilt for the contest. I’ll start handing them out at 11pm, grab ‘em before their gone. And remember real men don’t wear anything under their kilt (which makes for a exciting contest)

March Madness begins this week, have you laid out your bracket yet? We’ll post the tournament bracket at the bar and keep tabs as the games proceed to the Final Four. You can count on Touché to tune in the games each week night and afternoons on the weekends. Just let us know if you have a particular team/game you want to watch and we’ll get it up there.

Spring officially starts this Friday, just in time for the Chicago Hellfire Club to get out of their clubhouse and into Touché for a Club Night. Not sure what they are planning to do while they are here, but a bunch of serious S&M players can only make for one hot night at the bar. Come welcome CHC to Touché.

You’ll want to gear up big time on Saturday. BLUF/Chicago will host a silent auction during our GEAR NIGHT at the bar and that will mean a lot of hot guys in full gear will be here.   You can bid on lots of fun or “useful” items and help BLUF/Chicago prepare to host BLUF men from around the world at IML in May.

Since it’s GEAR NIGHT that means there will be a strict gear only dress code for the Club Room. Don’t get left out, gear up. Of course you can expect our barber and bootblack to be on hand to make sure you look your best, tip them well.

After these two big nights, you’ll want to kick back a bit on Sunday. Head on back for our SUNDAY BEER BUST, Chicago’s best deal period. Cold drafts of Bud & bud Light, all sodas and if needed shots of Cactus Juice for just a BUCK all day!   With March Madness, the Bulls, Blackhawks and cactus league baseball there’s plenty to watch. We also offer free Chicago Red Hots during the afternoon, great with all that sport action.

If sports are not your thing, head to the Club Room for our SUNDAY MOVIE NIGHT at 7pm. You can enjoy our Beer Bust specials while we screen the latest releases on our HD, surround sound theater at the bar.

I’ve got some corned beef to prepare, so let me get this off to you. I want to make sure it’s all ready when you get here after work tonight.


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